Let Out The Beast!

ravclaw:

my essay isn’t done but i sure am

(Source: tiniestleaf, via jongdaesbigdick)

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

(via jongdaesbigdick)

zufallstreffer:

astrosloth2016:

I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can

(Source: punsatisfying, via motherfuckingdolphins)

See what your followers thinks of you.

magiofkou:

BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = FUCK ME.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = MARRY ME.
NONE: nobody likes you

(Source: cucumber-sorbet, via im-supernatural257)

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(via lukesbrookes)

baracknobama:

that wasn’t very authorisedbytheaustraliangovernmentcanberra of you

(via collapsed)

stephenhawqueen:

"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.

(via motherfuckingdolphins)

sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

(Source: peachvenom, via unescapable)